Billy Goat

My name is Lesley.
I'm 22. I'm a mathematics major. I work in a library.
I'm a Ravenclaw.
I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Buffy, Starkid, Disney, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, Nerdfighteria, musicals, baking, gardening, reading, and sewing/crafting.

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

(via saintelumiere)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via c0mbeferre)

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

(via c0mbeferre)

cruelestjoke:

There’s not many Royal things I’ll post but this is funny.

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via c0mbeferre)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via nooiz)

interrobangphan:

allthingshyper:

parenyzia:

okaybutihitanightfury:

touchyourblood:

A brief description using some familiar characters about how no one is ever, ever “asking for it”.

SO GOOD

THANK YOU

*REBLOGS SO HARD I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING*

I’ve reblogged this before and lost followers for it. So fuck you, I’m reblogging it again. 

(via prettyficklecreature)