why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how absolutely flawless Maggie Smith is at any age?
YES WE CAN